View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 24700

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 765617

At the groceries store

deanisanactualprincess:

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 184029

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

image

i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 324574

freakyfeatures:

hey, so are we on a “tu” basis or are we still pretty “vous”

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 114703
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 655092
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 76853
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 1518

And then we’ll use Pippin’s song, and we’ll crush their souls for good

Peter Jackson, probably (via oakenwitch)
View quote
  • 1 day ago
  • 4047
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 150
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 5617
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 80731
View photo
  • 1 day ago
  • 708047

thisdorkyblogthing:

either Loki legitimately loves the color green or there was one time when he was ten where he mentioned kinda liking his green shirt and Frigga just fucking rolled with it and at some point he just gave up

View text
  • 1 day ago
  • 48336
x