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jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

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hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

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raptortooth:

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amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

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johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

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wholinlock:

Ever wondered what acting would be like??image

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jakeforjesus:

Those girls who wear converse to prom because “they aren’t like most girls”

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

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sylph-o-spooky:

sylph-o-spooky:

so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB

HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY FUCKIGN GO D

let this die in peace

Someone needs to continue this tradition

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Don’t judge a book by its cover? NO! People judge books by their cover! They fucking do it. They MUST judge books by covers!!! I am a designer! That’s what we do! TO MAKE PEOPLE JUDGE AND INTERESTED BY THE COVER!

my cousin, art student  (via merry-the-cookie)
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whorville:

Cannibals may seem nice but they’re just trying to butter you up

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peaceserums:

*after first day of school* so when’s summer vacation

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